People's Democracy

(Weekly Organ of the Communist Party of India (Marxist)

Vol. XXVII

No. 18

May 04, 2003


Garibi Rekha Par Jhoothi Bahas Mahaz Dhokha Hai,

Ye Sab Garibon Ko Bantnen Ka Lekha Jokha Hai.

WITNESS an example of how the benevolent arm of the state reaches a woman in her house in a distant village of India, not to carry food to feed the family but to ask:

Q. How many rotis do you eat?

A. Three.

Conclusion: A woman who eats 3 rotis in India is not poor.

Q. Do you have a TV?

A. Yes.

Conclusion: Then you are not poor and you do not deserve a green card; take a pink one instead.

Q. How many saris do you have?

A. Three.

Conclusion: Ah, three! Then you don’t deserve one either.

A widow in Uttar Pradesh opens the door to another official.

Q. How many sons do you have?

A. Four.

Conclusion: Oh, you shall be rich in the years to come with four sons; you surely don’t deserve to be counted as BPL.